...that bug me or don't bug me:
- On TV sitcoms when the outside picture of the house can't possibly be the same house they depict on the set.
- My neighbor carries her 7 week old baby out to the mailbox EVERY SINGLE DAY to get the mail.
- And when I'm outside sans baby...she always asked where he is with a tone implying I am neglectful. (That lady can't win...she'll bug no matter what she does)
- My husband is growing his hair long because he knows I like his curls.
- When the ladies at Curves tell me they are working out REALLY hard and still get yellow lights. And they think there is something wrong with the computer. No. It's you. You aren't working hard enough. You should be sweating. That's why your light isn't green.
- Dandylions. I know I spelled it wrong. I just like saying Dandy.
- My baby laughs when I'm pulling his arms out of his shirt while removing it because it tickles his armpits.
- My other baby likes to take off his clothes and throw them up in the air really high.
- My oldest baby's armpits are ticklish too. Just about the only part of him that is.
- When the greeter's at WalMart DON'T greet me.
- That ice cream is more expensive than it used to be and is now only 1.5 quarts. Remember when you used to get a whole half gallon? Then it was 1.75 quarts. I thought that really bugged me. Little did I know.
- Owning four red box movies because I can't remember to take them back.
- Paying $20 bucks for them and not even owning the artwork or a real DVD case.
- Jay Leno.
- Conan O'Brien.
- Mother's Day talks in Sacrament meeting. At least SHE enjoyed the talk.
- That Kate won't just tell Lucas that Chloe cheated on him with Daniel and we have to watch them fight over the fact that Kate doesn't approve of another woman Lucas married.
- Cuddling and sleeping with my kids.
- Laundry. It doesn't bug me. Just want to clarify because I think you would prob assume the opposite.
- My hair is falling out in clumps.
9 comments:
Lisa!!!! THat is the funniest post I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!! I am still laughing out loud!!!
but it kind of makes me wonder what you would have written about me if you didn't know that i read your blog! ;)
This is so you. I can just hear you saying this stuff. Its awesome. You go girl. SKW
Yeah, when I read this, I totally read it in my "Lisa voice" without even realizing it. Great post!
Dude, you totally ripped me off.Oh well, at least you posted when I told you to.
And why is Matt growing out his hair now that Jason cut his? They could of had a brotherly comeraderie, a hair comeraderie. It could have been special.
Oh, and nice touch with the picture of yourself at the top. Classic.
Leslie: I didn't "rip" you off. You "inspire" me. :o)
Oh and I guess "long" is a relative term. Jason will always have the longest hair category all wrapped up.
Lisa,
The hair thing can always be fixed....comming out in clumps? I have some ideas
Okay, I totally laughed at the description of the clueless ladies working out. I know that Curves attracts a lot of folks who'd never workout otherwise so that's good BUT really, if you can casually chat with a friend (or unwilling participant on the next machine over) or read a book while you're 'working out', you aren't really working out.
How HILARIOUS that they have little lights that go on and tell people they're lazy! Maybe it would be more effective if they made a noise instead- like perhaps a snort? That would get my butt moving for sure!
It was fun to see you and little Kooy today. Stink! He's so cute. I wish I could have met the little dude too. This post is a classic.
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